Here you will find the bounty of quips I've amassed from other sources.  Some times you'll be presented with original works submitted by readers and/or friends.  Occasionally I get a piece written and posted too.  Regardless of the source, I hope that you find 

each and every one a delight, food for thought...

WORDS OF WITSdom!!

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I don't know if these are really signs or just the workings of a very creative individual.  Either way, they're fun!

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  Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
 
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
 
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 In a Podiatrist's office:
 
 "Time wounds all heels."
 
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 On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon :
 
 "Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"
 
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 At a Proctologist's door:
 
 "To expedite your visit, please back in."
 
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 On a Plumber's truck:
 
 "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
 
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 At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
 
 "Invite us to your next blowout."
 
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 At a Towing company:
 
 "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
 
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 On an Electrician's truck:
 
 "Let us remove your shorts."
 
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  On a Maternity Room door:

 "Push. Push. Push."
 
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 At an Optometrist's Office
 
 "If you don't see what you're looking for, you're at the right place."
 
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 On a Taxidermist's window:

  "We really know our stuff."
 
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 At a Car Dealership:
 
 "The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."
 
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 Outside a Muffler Shop:

   "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

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 In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
 
 "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
 
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 At the Electric Company:
 
 "We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
 However, if you don't, you will be."
 
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 In a Restaurant window:
 
 "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."
 
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 In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
 
 "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
 
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 At a Propane Filling Station,
 
 "Thank heaven for little grills."
 
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 And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
 
 "Best place in town to take a leak."
 

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